a-potter-head:

tommarvalo:

marvel’s got movies planned out for the next fourteen years god damn i don’t even know what i’m going to be doing in an hour

that’s marvellous

mishasminions:

"Even when I had nothing, I had Bucky"

chuckesunderground:

My army is ready…

chuckesunderground:

My army is ready…

spaceysquid:

whos planning on getting high tomorrow?? not me because im not a DISAPPOINTMENT TO JESUS

me: I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
obnoxious friend: Black Widow is an Avenger.
me: Did I fucking stutter?

digivolvin:

pre-serum steve is why steve/peggy and steve/bucky are indomitable otps like u gotta appreciate how badly they wanted 2 tap that tiny little booty before it became the legend it now is

kbrand5333:

shyrelock:

Imagine one day coming across vintage fanfiction on your teenager’s phone and recognising it immediately because you wrote the porn your child is trying to hide from you

Oh, shit.

pzzaplease:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

90% of my anxiety in a text post

whtev-r:

Siri being a sarcastic bitch

whtev-r:

Siri being a sarcastic bitch