#’go and work at Stormcage’ they said #’it’ll be fun’ they said #’how on earth did you get sacked after the first day?’ they said #no but srsly lol #poor guy #first day at job - and he’s guarding river #and she wants to escape#sucks to be you dude #but idk why they keep on trying to keep her in her cell when she intends on leaving it #I mean sure - I can understand that they tried to stop fer from escaping the first time #and the second time #and the sixth and ninth #but after her bazillionth attempt - bazillionth attempt that ended with success #they just should’ve stopped #and help her with packing #’which dress do you want me to pack dr Song? how many guns? condoms?’ #’dress warmly dr Song! and eat regularly’#’see you later doctor Song!’ #doctor who #river song #queen of all the time and space (via your-bespoke-psychopath)
#I bet they put him there on purpose#guarding River’s cell is like Stormcage hazing #the other guards are in the control room #watching the monitors and trading bets #somebody brought pretzels and they’re elbowing each other and offering live commentary #DON’T BRING HER THE PHONE MAN IT IS A TRAP #oh god #he’s so dumb #what do you think? is she gonna knock him out? #use the lipstick #aww man I love the lipstick #BEST DISCIPLINARY ACTION EVER #oh oh oh LOOK #SHE IS REACHING FOR THE CLEAVAGE #LIPSTICK IT IS #WIN #OH YOU STUPID BASTARD YOU DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE!!! #did he just TELL her it’s his first day? #GOD DAMMIT MAN ARE YOU STUPID? #DID YOU NOT PAY ATTENTION IN ORIENTATION? #oh - oh - AND THERE HE GOES #you dumbass #Bye River #oh look she’s drawing something #should we sound the alarm? #nahhhh #man I hope she brings us back something good#last time she went to some planet called America and brought us all back these calandars (via areyoumarriedriver)
THE LAST ONE
We live in an age where everyone has a camera on them one way or another and information is spread around the globe at the speed of light and the degree at which we apply and regard security is at an all time high….
…. and somehow a two hundred feet long, three hundred thousand pound aircraft carrying two hundred and thirty-nine souls has completely vanished.
Our tiny blue marble has become frighteningly huge in the worst way possible
you finally sneak into the dragon’s cave and find his treasure chest. you open it and there is just a macaroni drawing by the dragon’s son.
“ITS TREASURE TO MEEEEE” the dragon bellows
damn khal drogo
he looks like he could easily kill me with one hand and that turns me the fuck on
I get so confused in American high school films, like you have different classes called trig and calculus. It’s all maths, how on earth do you spend a whole year of lessons just doing trig.
welcome to hell
the ninth circle is calculus